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singingtowers:

kawaitreasure:

The biggest plot twist in StarKid history

-RR

i just want you to imagine

being in that room at leakycon 2012

you can hear the audience, but you can’t see them

i was on the floor.

i was not alone.

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

idreamofjimmy:

what the fuck kind of fantasy world does Sheen live in

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

 

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23


Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!



  #1302    #shit  
whittneydoll:

tiny-librarian:

fangirlconfession:

confess here || twitter || instagram

A) That’s not Angelina as Cleopatra, it’s Olympias the mother of Alexander the Great.
B) I’m not holding my breath for the movie to get made, it’s been rumoured for almost a decade now.
and C) That would be because she’s of largely Macedonian descent with a small amount of Persian.
The Ptolemies were in fact Macedonian Greek, which makes Cleopatra approximately as Egyptian as Elizabeth Taylor. The word ‘honey skinned’ recurs in descriptions of her relatives and would presumably applied to hers as well, despite the inexactitudes surrounding her mother and paternal grandmother. There was certainly Persian blood in the family, but even an Egyptian mistress is a rarity among the Ptolemies. She was not dark skinned.
Cleopatra, A Life - Stacy Schiff
So having someone of African descent or who had very dark skin play her would be historically inaccurate. It would be like having someone who was Chinese playing Elizabeth I. 

God bless, tiny-librarian.

whittneydoll:

tiny-librarian:

fangirlconfession:

confess here || twitter || instagram

A) That’s not Angelina as Cleopatra, it’s Olympias the mother of Alexander the Great.

B) I’m not holding my breath for the movie to get made, it’s been rumoured for almost a decade now.

and C) That would be because she’s of largely Macedonian descent with a small amount of Persian.

The Ptolemies were in fact Macedonian Greek, which makes Cleopatra approximately as Egyptian as Elizabeth Taylor. The word ‘honey skinned’ recurs in descriptions of her relatives and would presumably applied to hers as well, despite the inexactitudes surrounding her mother and paternal grandmother. There was certainly Persian blood in the family, but even an Egyptian mistress is a rarity among the Ptolemies. She was not dark skinned.

Cleopatra, A Life - Stacy Schiff

So having someone of African descent or who had very dark skin play her would be historically inaccurate. It would be like having someone who was Chinese playing Elizabeth I. 

God bless, tiny-librarian.

"Dumbledore gave me the day off yesterday ter fix it. ‘Course, he shoulda sacked me instead - anyway, got yeh this…"
It seemed to be a handsome, leather-covered book. Harry opened it curiously. It was full of wizard photographs. Smiling and waving at him from every page were Aaron Johnson and Karen Gillan
Harry potter and the Philosophers Stone, Chapter 17- The Man With Two Faces (via thedwarfprince)

zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

lieutenantcolonelsarcasm:

thinkin bout harry potter like

lion:

me

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

mydogsnokes:

tumblr has made MAYBE $100 off premium themes

bitcheslovesnape:

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

Snape: Black everywhere.

bitcheslovesnape:

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

 (via bratty-kouhai)

Snape: Black everywhere.

#CHRIS EVANS: THE BOOB MENACE #CHRIS EVANS: ATTACK OF THE BOOB GRAB #CHRIS EVANS: THE BOOB GRAB STRIKES BACK #CHRIS EVANS: RETURN OF THE LEFT BOOB GRAB #A THRILLING SAGA

  #CHRIS EVANS