i bought this bonsai tree growing kit for three dollars and i know nothing will probably grow, but who could beat that price, right? after i soak the seed pod for 24 hours i have to keep it in the fridge for three months to trick it into thinking winter has passed. it’s probably the biggest prank i’ll ever pull on a seed. like psych, buddy, you thought winter was over? that was the god damn crisper drawer oh shiiit.
HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12
i don’t think i’ve ever posted these pictures of marie antoinette backstage, which is actually a tragedy, because, like,